Saturday, June 27, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Jai Ho Zuhair..

An exclusive Never-Before-Seen profile picture of Zuhair's Grandmother and Grandaunty which i managed to get after hacking into Zuhair's Dad's laptop. .

Zuhair Is Indian !!!!?!??!?!!!!!!

According to Baskar our sejarah teacher, it seems that after the 'incident' Zuhair went through..
his parents met all the teachers..

and when Zuhair's father met Baskar he started a Tamil conversation... A BLOODY FLUENT ONE..

which kinda went like this... **with translation in pink


Zuhair's Dad : Sir, eppedi irrukinge? (Sir how are you?)

Baskar : Wow..neengge Tamilah? Ungge paiyan Naattukaaran pundae maari irrukaan? ( Lu orang india kah? lu punye anak muke macam melayu ..Ape Cerita?)
Zuhair's Dad : Sir.. Family-yeh Confusion aakiraathinge.. (How am i supposed to know?)

Baskar : Poda pundae,mayiru,sunni,koothi,olu kanji pool,mavaney ungge paati oru pepundek chibai mah chibai .. Aayaa Suthule Pi....
(no need to translate this huahuahua)

Zuhair's Dad :Sir.. Ungge opinionnukku rombe nanri.. Bye... (Thanks for your kind remarks about me and my family)


Therefore, We have no choice but to conclude that Zuhair is an INDIAN and Baskar has damn chun vocabulary skills in Tamil..


Nanri Vanakkam,

Aruveen..

Thursday, June 25, 2009

You Know You're Fucking Short.. Why Act Gangster?

Dude WTF are you trying to prove?


To all my Negros of 4J,
I'm sure you all know what happened today and that i was completely INNOCENT..

Yes..I know that i've done alot of Illegal stuff at school...

But that was not the question today..

Today.. I DID NOTHING...

But he had to come and ruin my day...

You all know who i'm talking about..

He just had to mess with me..

and what did I do?

I covered for my hommies...

that was all I did..


And now I'm at risk of getting suspended...

Who does he think he is?

What is he trying to prove?
Is he trying hard to overcome the height barrier by acting gangster?


If you're born short then just shut up and live with it..

Dont need to act Bigtime..

He knows he's weaker than me..

Then why must he humiliate himself?

If you want to mess with kids go to kindergarten lah boy...dont come secondary school..

you'll get your face blown..



All i'm saying is that..

you guys better be more alert..

cause as long as you're not of yellow skin..

He'll be waiting to kick you out of school..