God is good.. All the time..

The Ng

Jai Ho Zuhair..

An exclusive Never-Before-Seen profile picture of Zuhair's Grandmother and Grandaunty which i managed to get after hacking into Zuhair's Dad's laptop. .

Zuhair Is Indian !!!!?!??!?!!!!!!

According to Baskar our sejarah teacher, it seems that after the 'incident' Zuhair went through..

his parents met all the teachers..

and when Zuhair's father met Baskar he started a Tamil conversation... A BLOODY FLUENT ONE..

which kinda went like this... **with translation in pink

Zuhair's Dad : Sir, eppedi irrukinge? (Sir how are you?)

Baskar : Wow..neengge Tamilah? Ungge paiyan Naattukaaran pundae maari irrukaan? ( Lu orang india kah? lu punye anak muke macam melayu ..Ape Cerita?)
Zuhair's Dad : Sir.. Family-yeh Confusion aakiraathinge.. (How am i supposed to know?)

Baskar : Poda pundae,mayiru,sunni,koothi,olu kanji pool,mavaney ungge paati oru pepundek chibai mah chibai .. Aayaa Suthule Pi....
(no need to translate this huahuahua)

Zuhair's Dad :Sir.. Ungge opinionnukku rombe nanri.. Bye... (Thanks for your kind remarks about me and my family)

Therefore, We have no choice but to conclude that Zuhair is an INDIAN and Baskar has damn chun vocabulary skills in Tamil..

Nanri Vanakkam,

Aruveen..

You Know You're Fucking Short.. Why Act Gangster?

Dude WTF are you trying to prove?

To all my Negros of 4J,
I'm sure you all know what happened today and that i was completely INNOCENT..

Yes..I know that i've done alot of Illegal stuff at school...

But that was not the question today..

Today.. I DID NOTHING...

But he had to come and ruin my day...

You all know who i'm talking about..

He just had to mess with me..

and what did I do?

I covered for my hommies...

that was all I did..


And now I'm at risk of getting suspended...

Who does he think he is?

What is he trying to prove?
Is he trying hard to overcome the height barrier by acting gangster?

If you're born short then just shut up and live with it..

Dont need to act Bigtime..

He knows he's weaker than me..

Then why must he humiliate himself?

If you want to mess with kids go to kindergarten lah boy...dont come secondary school..

you'll get your face blown..



All i'm saying is that..

you guys better be more alert..

cause as long as you're not of yellow skin..

He'll be waiting to kick you out of school..

We Tried...

Yo Kiddos..


Since Vischaal and Me were Damn Blady busy for the past few weeks...
You know..
... Doin' our homework , Helpin' the teachers , Makin' our parents proud..
Anyway...Jokes Apart...

The point is , we were busy...so we had to pass the blogging job to someone...


and we had some candidates on mind already...


unfortunately , apart from both of us..... the very few felas in the class who knew how to blog also happened to be ACTIVE MEMBERS of the school's very own Chess Club... DAMMIT


We had to break our heads to choose the least nerdiest guy...


Jen Zen was chosen only because he had no braces,specs or Asthma...(No offense intended to the whole of 4M .. huahuahuahee) and this resulted in the "Ohai" post... for reference http://the-j-people.blogspot.com/2009/03/ohai.html



So...

My deepest apologies for the inconvenience caused by the post...

and yes...

I cried for nights...



your husband,

~Aruveen

Finally She Confessed...

It was yet another normal Tuesday morning at school...

And as usual...

we entered late (not knowing that C.S.L was already there)

and all of a sudden...

KABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!

and so i looked at her...

and i saw this Big hole on her face...

it was the source of the noise pollution...

and after 30 minutes...

the shouting stopped..

and then she said'...

"Yes..the three of you may go back to your seats now"

and our reply was..

"Eheheheh...eheheh...Yes teacher..thank you eheheh Teacher.."

and then she did it..

she confessed...

"You dont try to challenge me...I tell you...I AM AN ELEPHANT"

So, there you have it guys...

the next time she shouts at you...

think before you respond...

if you were a teaching elephant? you'd do the same thing wont you?

Your stepmother,
Aruveen.

Ohai

Just because. P.s. No offense to any of the girls in our class, please don’t kill me, kay? :D

Hey all, been a long while since there has been a post, eh? Nothing’s really been happening in the class (except the usual), sadly, and with Open Day coming up… well, bleh. (With the slight exception that Baudouin’s in our moral class, and we found CSL’s sister…)

Anyways, Farhan’s back for the hols! And he’s asked me to post this:

FarhaN says:

gud luck to all

FarhaN says:

i love u all

FarhaN says:

or something

I hope MRSM’s not driving him mad.

If You Seek Amy?
No thank you very much.
~ Jen Zen

Yes, This Is A Post..

Sorry we didnt post anything for a very long time...

Nothing has been happening in the class lately...

only the usual stuff,

like C.S.L shouting BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH !!!

and O.H.T spying on us (trying to..)

Mussadiq went somewhere..

Boudain went to 5J which is worse..

So, we're kinda not in the mood...

And since its March already...

We have finally started bringing our books to school..

So,

Thats is all..

your maid,

Aruveen

Biography of a GAY...

It is with my greatest dissatisfaction to inform you about the recent news that I've heard from our fellow classmates about our fellow friend named Taysher Nair, many of you may think of Taysher as a normal boy with normal feelings. Well sadly to say he is not, recently I have been doing some research about him and asking questions about him. Firstly I would like to inform you that my research came to a conclusion that Taysher is GAY. I have asked many people about his behaviour and they told me many shocking things..

The first question that was asked was: What do you think of Taysher Nair?
Zuhair : He is giller gay DOH!!
Musaddiq: He like to like guys.
Aizuddin : Dont disturb me,i'm studying!
Jason : Only GOD can judge him.
Fatin : Nice kid but,he keeps looking at Ameer.
Aizat : I cant stand him, thats why I left.
Alex : Uhhh.. I like carrots.
Boudouin : Can u spell WEIRDO!

The second question was: What makes you say that about Taysher Nair?
Zuhair :He always ask how to get rambut like mine.
Musaddiq: He told me he dreams of Guys..
Aizuddin : Im studying la!
Jason : Everyone is a creation of GOD.
Fatin : I tak tau..
Aizat : He once asked me how do I want it.
Alex : Langkawi ROCKS!!
Boudouin: He asked me to teach him how to french-kiss.

Well there you have it guys, an INCONVENIENT TRUTH ABOUT TAYSHER NAIR.
No hard feelings Gaysher..I mean Taysher..

Your Sister,
Vischaal Rubearn.

Meet The "Not-So-Famous" Amos....Our New Classmate / Pet Gorilla..

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Since we don't have a picture of our new classmate...
This was the closest thing that I could find on the internet....
But he kinda looks better than Amos..

So...
Amos,
Welcome To 4J..






Your wife,
Aruveen

The God-Damned Web Counter Rosak...

SHIT...

The stupid web-counter that we added into the blog malfunctioned...
But just for your info...
We have already reached 1000+ hits...
And ofcourse, As always , we beat our rivalry in hits as well....
Credits to the Admins...

Nirumal looks like his aunty,
~Aruveen

4J's very own Skinhead... Another beloved Gang Member going away...

Sakinah...
The Chick In The Middle Of The Pic...

Also known as The Skin (but she's not skinny,kinda plum actually...)


She was the nice kid ...
You know....the one that comes to class on time...
The one that passes up homework and still manages to have time to hang around with fellow 4J felas...


She's kinda quiet in class...


But the one thing that we all know is that the whole class Loves her...


And now she's going to Sabah to learn how to cook?


Sabah..? To Cook??

Err...
OK...
Funny Decision...





So...
Bye Bye Sakinah..
We'll never forget you...
And we wish you all the best in your future undertakings...


Your Nigga,
~Aruveen

What might have happened if Frenchie went to 4M..

WOW..As you can see, the top picture is of Boudouin in his 4J style. But if we were to send him to 4M he would probably turn out like in the second picture, im pretty sure about this, because most of the 4M people look like that..lol..

Your Mother-In Law
Vischaal Rubearn.

I KNOW ITS YOU... PARAIYAMALAN...

Dey...

4M Felas...

No need to Kurang Ajar on this blog dey....

No need to change names ...

And mock me in the chatbox...

If You Got The BALLS...

Come infront of me and say it...

And your nose will bleed...

PARAIYAMALAN...

You Nigga...

You Useless Anorexic Bear From the 80's...

You Dipshit Indian Einstein...

So pendiam in class...

Talking in Blog..Melebih-lebih...

Dey...

Next time...

Dont use the chatbox...

OK-va?

And You Pubic Faced DUDES who wanna mock 4J...

Write it in your blog lah...

Why dissing us in our blog?

As The Wise Old Razak once told me...

"Kau Ni Lebih Baik Duduk Dalam Tong Tahi"

I'm not sure on what its supposed to mean...

But it sounds Cool..

Karthik shaved his eyebrows,

~Aruveen

Some moments in Sivik class...

How can she put up with this crap.

Your Father,

Vischaal Rubearn

A Diqs Birthday..

As for most of you all know, 16 years ago a child named Muhd. Musadiq Bin Manap was born to a family of six. He was raised properly,given all the fundamentals a child needed. He was given everything, but somewhere along the line, some thing so shocking happened that changed his life for ever. He watched his first "you know what" video, that made a drastic change in his life, which until now you can see the effects. I think you guys know what I mean.And dont think he is dumb, dude got 7A's, dont play play. Anyways nothing much to say other than....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUSADIQ!!!..
P/S.I PLANNED UR PARTY..LOL..


Your Mother,
Vsichaal Rubearn

Shall I compare that thing to a Summers Day? No its ok..

I posted this to show our hatred on behalf of the fun-crew, because this thing went and complained to Ms.Liew about the fun-crew , saying that we are very noisy and cause disturbance to the class. Let me put it this way, how are you guys gonna live without the fun-crew, unless you guys dont mind Jason talking about god all day and creating his own mathematical formulas which never work. And always trys to fix the PC in the chemistry lab, which also never works.LOL. Ok well thats all..

Your Father,
Vischaal Rubearn.

This Post HAS OBVIOUSLY NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE NAMED JOCELYN...

There is this girl in our class... (not Jocelyn)
Sleeps off all 12 periods... (Nope...Not Jocelyn lah)
Bitches about other girls in her blog.. (DEY ! not Jocelyn !)
Not aware that people dont seem to like her much (Ofcourse its not Jocelyn !)
And we've been hearing rumors that she has been Complaining about the Fun-Crew to Miss Liew in the CF meetings... (I SWEAR UPON MY MOM ITS NOT JOCELYN)
And we're getting pissed at her attitude...Cause she doesnt know a damn thing that's happening in the class since she takes her 'Naps' which last around 6 hours.. ( Macha,not Jocelyn ..SERIOUS LAH DEY !!)
And the worst part is her name Rhymes with Jason Lim !?!?! (FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE ITS NOT JOCELYN)
This post is to get her head straight so that she wouldnt complain about the Fun-Crew anymore...
cause without the Fun-Crew...
the class will be left with Un-Fun people..
you gotta have the balance...
you know...

Yin and Yang..
Male and Female...
4 Jujur and 4 Mesra...
Black and White...
Aizzudin and Vischaal...

Stuff like that...
SO...
this girl who is not Jocelyn..
has to know that if she cant study* in 4J because of the fun crew...
she better switch classes...

As the saying goes...
If You Cant Take The Heat,Get The Hell Outta The Kitchen...

As honest as ever,
~Aruveen


studying as in her 6 hour NAPS*

Password ISSUES...

To The People of 4 Jujur...

I would hereby like to announce that from now on there will only be 4 administrators for the blog...

this is due to the publishing of LAME posts by anonymous people...

passwords will be only given to 4 students of 4J...

if everyone wants to know the password...

the blog would look like 4M's blog... (for reference please go to http://www.4m-2009.blogspot.com/)

If you want something to be posted in the blog dont hesitate to approach me or Vischaal..

There will also be a few rules that i would like to implicate as following..

The Rules

1) NO HOMEWORK

2)NO EDUCATION

3)DONT POST ANYTHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE SMARTER

4)FOLLOW ALL THE RULES ABOVE OR YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE ZUHAIR'S FISTS..

honesty is priceless,

~Aruveen

Boudouins Love Life....

It all started the first day he arrived. As usual all the girls fall head over heels for white boys(not chinese), so as expected all of them were surrounding him and going crazy, starring at him, taking pictures, ripping his clothes off, and giving him a blo....err too much info.Back to the story, there was this one girl who was like damn freaking in love with him, and she goes by the alphabets
M-A-R-I-S-S-A . She got a tattoo of him on her arm, put his photo in myspace, told the whole school that she was dating him and gave him a blo....err too much info.Back to the story, this past few days she has been following him everywhere, and I mean everywhere. And today the most sweetest thing happened, when she proposed to him, but as usual all malay girls get rejected by hot guys. So this was his exact words:
'Im sorry, I cannot to the love you, because I am not to the liking you, but you can always SOUSE MA BOULES' (YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS)..-The End-

yours truly, Vischaal Rubearn

DDR Pt.2...

This has the full fun-crew in it, it contains the following people: French Toast, J-nathan, C-alvin, C4-boy and the Stiffmiestert....

Reality CHECK..

OKAY...
4 Mesra had just named us copycats...
but the truth is , blogging is freedom...
anybody can blog...
You..
Me...
Your Father..
My Father...
His Father...
And also Cikgu.Shukur...

So,If you wanna call us copycats..
We'll call you 'NERD-FUCKERS'
and another thing...
4M declared WAR cause we created a blog...
can they get any more NERD-IER??
NO MAFUCKAS NO...
to all of those 4Mesra dudes...
its not war...
you guys are NOWHERE NEAR US...
outmatched to dust..


SO,PLEASE DONT CALL IT A WAR....
CAUSE ITS AN INSULT TO US...


all hail honesty
~Aruveen

Hannan Looking Dumb...What A Natural....

Hannan..

Open Sesamee...

Boys will be guys....

This is what you get when you put the fun-crew on along a quiet and boring journey. Aslong as there is a radio playing a familiar and catchy song, we are on to create some crap, which is embrassing. But what the heck, it turns you guys on. By the way, dont forget to become a follower of this blog.

Boudain Does TEKTONIK !!!!

This was in sunway pyramid arcade place. Normally the chinese own this game. But we taught those guys a lesson, in dancing. We owned that game. The lesson here is that, if you put an indian and a french together you can achieve wonders. Oh ya we got the highest score. So chinese people go find a new game like BINGO. And Indians and the French, well we have got a new game to play.

RACISM RULES....

Spot The Difference....( i know its DAMN HARD )

Spot The Difference*

here's the catch...THERE IS NO GODDAMNED DIFFERENCE !!....

Left: Osama

Right: Hannan

*this post was just for Fucks Sakes...

Belated Bubye's to Farhan a.k.a The Flabster And Aizat a.k.a Big Lips/Nerd Specs....

Okay...

As we all know....Farhan and Aizat have left our school to further their studies at MRSM (god knows what it stands for..)

well, this post is dedicated to them....

a few words about both of them...

Farhan

the guy who always brings us into reality...

the guy who pinches your tummy and says ' FLABS !! '

the guy who is the best friend of everyone...

the guy who gives unlimited hugs...

the guy who never smells bad..

the guy who took steroids to come over his asthmatic problems (bet you guys didnt know that..)

And lastly... the guy who we always forget to buy birthday presents for (Sorry FARHAN !! wahahaha )

Aizat

About Aizat...

He never failed to prove us that Huge Lips were always an advantage when it comes to collecting jogathon money...

I mean..Look At HIM !!

he collected A KABAJILLION DOLLARS with his ' merchandises '...

~jokes apart...

he was a nice guy lah...

he never forgets to say sorry after mocking your parents...

and his father helped us build stuff around the school..

~~~

So, HATS OFF to both of them...

they'll be always one of the 4J-people wherever they might be...

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING DUDES !!!!

Note for those who wanna blog.

Due to the privacy and security levels this blog has. We the administrators would like it if you send us your blogs and we will paste it, or you can ask us if u wanna be an administrator. We are dying to hear your ideas for this blog, so please tell us in class or MSN. Well thats all.

We/Us/Ourselves/The-J-People...on top of tables...*you can start laughing now*

Either we throw the tables or we stand on them...

~School rules are for 4 Mesra lah....~

.MOTHERSHUKUR.

Let The Picture Speak For Itself...

Introducing...THE FRENCH GUY....

Boudain Nachtergale (i always spell it wrong)

Boudain is the new french dude from Leon,France. ~pronounced (Boo-De-Vaah)

As You Can see in the video (The Blonde DUDE)...

He is a new member of the 4 Jujur GANG...

And what a guy he is...

all the other bloody classes are Goddamned jealous that we're having him....

too bad he'll be in 4J for only another 2 weeks...

eventhough having him in the class only adds up to the havoc...

Boudain will always be the CHUNNEST french guy who ever visited

4 JUJUR.....

ROCK ON BOUDAIN...ROCK ON BOUDAIN !!!

pronounced (Boo-De-Vaah)

why do teachers hate us..

Dont you guys find it odd that the teachers are complaining about the best class in the whole school. They say its because some of us are too loud and creating havoc in the class room as well as creating disturbance during lessons, yes I do agree some of us do that. But look at it this way, we are still kids, even Zuhair , even though he cover macho always and acts matured. We are kids, give us a right to have some fun in school, we dont wanna have bad memorys of our schooling days once we are all grown up. Yes we do go over the limits sometimes, but its no always our fault, maybe its because of the teachers we do this kinda stuff. Those boring or weird teachers, who just cant get to grasp our attention beacause of their way of teaching which does not work. Espically those teachers who scream their head off to get out attention. We need more teachers like Mr.Chandra Mogan, Pn.Yee(our sivik teacher), Pn.Mazuin, Pn.Wong, Pn.Kong, and a few more others who I cant remember right now. As you all know few students of our class are almost on the way of being kicked out of the pure science stream, I hope you all know that by trying to kick us out wont do much, cause it proves that it was not the pupils fault but the teachers for not helping us to change. This is from my point of view, I dont know about you all. No hard feelings to any teachers, im not saying the teachers are not good.

Words Of Wisdom...

Scuba Diver

First of all,it rhymes with womaniser...

you know,the Britney song...

Second of all,it came out of Jonathan Moorthy's mouth..so it deserves to be posted...

We bloody laughed at it for 30 minutes....

Whats so "Wisdomic" about it?? we dont know...

Everyone's laughing ..so, WHAT THE HECK !!!

~Jujur As In Honesty...?? WAHAHAHAHAH !!!!

J is the name of the game lah........ya heard?

Sorry if this post sucks....what do u expect from a bunch of 4J felas??Actually we have potential...but its just that we're too lazy to be CHUN...

And we Wont Be Posting About Homework In The Blog like the Damn-ed Up 4M MotherShukur's...

It'll be more of issues we're having in class...the teachers...the environment...the people of 4J and stuff like that...ROCK ON 4J....

~Aruveen..